Monday, July 20, 2009

This Day in History...

On this day in 1944, there was a failed assassination attempt on the Fuhrer himself, Adolf Hitler. The July 20 Plot, as it was later referred to, was detailed in the recent Tom Cruise film Valkyrie. Hitler obviously survived the Wolf's Lair explosion and you can probably guess what happened to everyone involved in the planning of the assassination attempt...

Forty years ago today also marked the Apollo 11 successful landing on the lunar surface and Neil Armstrong's subsequent "giant leap for mankind." As part of this momentous anniversary, NASA has released enhanced footage of the 1969 moonwalk by Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin. The only problem with this new video, is that NASA admits that this is not the original footage since they believe they may have recorded over the original tape. So wait, you are going to tell me that NASA recorded over the most important footage of any space mission in our nation's history? This is the moon landing for God's sake, not a mother taping over her son's Little League game for her latest soap opera. And yet we wonder why more and more Americans have an inkling of doubt over whether or not the entire thing is just a hoax done in a studio somewhere with wires...


July 20th also marks the birthdays of several key pop culture figures such as my favorite novelist, Cormac McCarthy, Boston Globe sports writer Dan Shaughnessy, Pittsburgh Steeler coach and star of such films as Major League II and The Program, Omar Epps, UConn's own Ray Allen, and perhaps most importantly the uber-talented Simon Rex. Have a solid Monday and a terrific week everyone!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Shorty's $$$ Picks of the Week...

"Shorty's $$$ Picks of the Week" is a weekly feature where I link to a few blog posts which I found interesting during the week. Every Friday we focus on sports, movies, television and whatever else is going on in the world. The weekly feature regularly showcases new music downloads and video clips. I hope you enjoy...

Steve McNair's death was NOT a win for women scorned - Absolute Brook

This Jeremy Mayfield saga gets crazier by the minute - On Pit Row


Thursday, July 16, 2009

Random Thoughts Thursday

There is no worse day of the year than the day after the MLB All-Star Game. There is absolutely nothing going on in the world of sports. I'm generally not a big fan of the Home Run Derby, but at least it's something to pass time on the night prior to the game. Even ESPN royally screws the pooch by having the ESPY's but refusing to air them live and instead putting them on Sunday Night when no one gives two sh*ts. Anyway, I'm tired, cranky and ridiculously sun burnt; so here are a bunch of quick thoughts and accompanying links to make up for Friday's lack of $$$ Links. Enjoy!

*Mariah destroys Marshall in her newest video...

*I honestly think that Boston will put together some package including the likes of Clay Buchholz, Lars
Anderson and Michael Bowden to acquire Roy Halladay. Subsequently, the Sox dominate the second half of the season and win the World Series in yet another sweep. I also have a feeling that this injury plagued first half may be just what the Mets need in order to fly under the radar and perhaps even upset the Phillies down the stretch in the NL East. If Reyes and Beltran both return at 100%, watch out for the Amazin's...

*This new never before seen video of MJ getting his scalp burned during the now infamous 1984 Pepsi commercial is downright creepy for several reasons. First off, watch how long Mike dances around without ever realizing his head is on fire. Also, knowing that this would trigger the start of his prescription drug abuse makes this event all the more tragic in my opinion...

*Bri-G had a nice breakdown on Arturi Gatti the other day. I still don't understand how one of the greatest warriors boxing has ever seen gets choked out by his wife's purse. While I'm not quite ready to say that I wish Brett Favre would switch places with Steve McNair and take a dirt nap, I do wish that he would just go away already...

*We partied with Diana Taurasi one year at X-Lot during Spring Weekend up in Storrs and she told us that Geno (Auriemma) could "lick her cl*t"; so the news of her arrest really came as no surprise to me...


*The recently released deleted death scene of Hollis Mason from The Watchmen film makes me wish it had been included in the original version in theaters...

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Hump Day Hottie

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Monday, July 13, 2009

Minimal Thoughts Monday

I have to start with the Jay Z concert I attended Friday Night at Mohegan Sun. I had previously seen Jay in concert alongside DMX and Meth & Redman for the Hard Knock Life Tour ten years ago, but this was a different beast altogether. Seeing a revitalized Hova perform an hour and forty minute solo set in which he absolutely tore it down was nothing short of amazing. He opened the show with an earth rattling rendition of Death of Autotune, dropped his much buzzed about Blueprint III Intro midway through and closed shop with Encore as expected. While I've always been a huge Marshall Mathers fan as well, there is just no debate right now as to who the greatest rapper alive is. Reasonable Doubt dropped just over thirteen years ago and Sean Carter has done nothing but grow stronger every year since then. His career is clearly unmatched in a hip-hop world where this sort of longevity is simply unheard of...

*This weekend also featured a huge UFC 100 card that also did not disappoint. Brock Lesnar dominated his rematch with Frank Mir, pummeling the submission artist's face into ground beef before the fight was mercifully stopped in the second round. the former WWE champion then added insult to injury by mocking Mir in his post fight interview with Joe Rogan. Dana White needs to find a way to get this guy and Fedor into the octagon at the same time. The undercard was just as exciting as GSP dominated his match-up with Thiago Alves, setting up a possible catch-weight Superbout with fellow pound for pound king Anderson Silva. The truth is that neither of these great champions have anything left to prove in their respective weight divisions, so a Superbout seems logical to me. Finally, Dan Henderson hit Michael Bisping with one of the most viscious knockouts you will ever see. Henderson floored the UK's top fighter with a jarring right hand that had the Count out on his feet, although that didn't stop Henderson from drilling Bisping once more for good measure when he was already motionless on the ground. When Bisping finally awoke nearly two minutes later, he hadn't the slightest clue what had happened. Classic knockout...

*The Bronx Bombers have been playing really solid baseball over the past few weeks culminating in a three game sweep of the Twins in Minnesota. However, any Yankee fan can tell you that the Yanks always own the Twinkies. By the same token, the Angels generally have the pinstripers in their back pocket. Sure enough, New York has gone to Anaheim and blown consecutive leads to the Halos en route to losing two straight. Joba and Pettite were both atrocious, while the bullpen has begun to show some warts. If I had my way, I'd take the All-Star break as a perfect opportunity to switch roles for Phil Hughes and Joba Chamberlain...

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Friday, July 10, 2009

The links will have to come a day late this week because I'm off to Mohegan Sun to check out the Jay Z concert...have a wonderful weekend everyone and don't forget the UFC 100 Pay Per View Saturday Night! Toodles!

Thursday, July 09, 2009

UFC 100 Preview

I honestly don't even know where to start for this event. This is the best event since last Decembers' card. In all 11 matchups, there could be something to write about. I'll try to leave this short with my predictions for all 11 fights.

Shannen Gugerty vs. Matt Grice- Gugerty is coming off a battle with Spencer Fisher and will look to continue his growth against tough fighter in Matt Grice who brawled in his last fight until he lost by a KO. Gugerty by Submission (Choke) in Rd. 2.
CB Dollaway vs. Tom Lawlor- Lawlor is a brawler with pretty good chin. Dollaway was touted to be the next up an comer through TUF series. I feel that he has been humbled and could become a Koscheck type; a tough journeyman who continues to work hard and get the most out of his abilities. Dollaway by Submission (Choke) in Rd. 2.
Dong Hyun Kim vs. TJ Grant- All you need to know about this fight is that Kim is very good young fighter who got the screw job in his fight against Karo Parysian. He beat him in all 3 rounds and lost to the name. First time that I believe the judges got caught up in big name fighter vs no name fighter. Kim by KO in Rd. 1.
Jon "Bones" Jones vs. Jake O'Brien- No folks this is not Keith's son. Jake is a tough wrestler who has not ducked fighting some great competition in the UFC. Look for take downs and ground and pound. "Bones" has been very impressive in his young career and is very active and at times unorthodox. Very long and will keep O'Brien at the end of his kicks and punches. This could be a brawl. Jones by Unanimous Decision.
Jim Miller vs Mac Danzig- Danzig has not lived up to potential since TUF. This is a bounce back fight for Miller who will look to press the action and return to his rise in the lightweight division. Miller has good submission and ground game and improving stand up. He won't get "bullied" in this fight. Miller by Submission (Choke) in Rd. 1.
Mark Coleman vs. Stephan Bonnar- This will be a straight brawl. These 2 fighters might just stand in the middle of the ring until someone gets tired (Coleman). Coleman has better wrestling and ground game and Bonnar is a banger. He is simply the Arturo Gatti of MMA. People want to see you bang not fight, no jiu-jitsu, no submissions. Bang. Bonnar by Split Decision.
Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Alan Belcher- Akiyama is making UFC debut after doing very well in Japan fighting the very elite. KO'd Denis Kang, submitted Melvin Manhoef, and fought legendary fighter in Sakuraba. Belcher is a tough well rounded fighter but is inconsistent. He is a good striker and pretty good on the ground. This may depend on which Belcher shows up. I'm guessing on the inconsistent one. Akiyama by Unanimous Decision.
Jon Fitch vs. Paulo Thiago- In Thiago's debut he KO'd Koscheck and showed he was not afraid to bang. He is a BJJ black belt and is his strength. As you could see though he can stand up and has 1 punch KO ability. Jon Fitch is an animal! He is aggressive with both good stand up and ground games. I'm not sure Thiago can stay up with the pace that Fitch can bring and his own power. Although, this fight can definitely go to the ground and be a technical match, I don't see it happening. Fitch by KO in Rd. 1.
Dan Henderson vs. Michael Bisping- These 2 TUF coaches do not like each other and that's what will make this fight fun to watch. Bisping has continued to get better every fight that he is in. He has good stand up and improving wrestling game. Hendo is a premier wrestler and power in both hands. Also, Henderson has been in many battles in his career and shown to be one of the toughest in the sport. I think this is actually a tough fight to call. Hendo could KO Bisping early (I think Bisping may have a suspect chin) or Bisping could keep his distance and just outpoint him to the decision. I think it will be the former. Henderson KO in Rd. 2.
Georges St. Pierre vs. Thiago Alves- This will be the fight of the night. The fighters match up so well with great conditioning, stand up and ground games. GSP is the best in the sport right now and has beaten the best in his class. Most of the time beating his opponents at their own games. He continues to grow as a fighter and is explosive in so many ways. He also has the experience of fighting 5 round fights before. My namesake is a tough fighter with a great chin and is not afraid to fight standing up or on the ground. I think he has a chance to shock the world if he lands a punch to the chin of GSP. GSP has been caught before (Serra) and I think Alves is prime to do it. These 2 men are at the prime of their careers and will call for fireworks. I love both of these fighters and really don't want to go against a Canuck but... Alves by KO in Rd. 3
Frank Mir vs. Brock Lesnar- Lesnar is a Freak and has shown immense power and is a world class wrestler in his meteoric rise through the UFC. Mir is now showing his commitment to be the best.. again. It was really too easy for him as a young fighter. He has proven that he is back with his domination of Minotauro Nogueira. He is a submission specialist but has improved his striking and can knock out opponents. He is also a very intelligent fighter. I think is to his benefit and won't get caught in a situation like in the first fight. Mir by submission (Knee bar) in Rd. 3.

This Week in Movies...

Before I get to the latest from Sacha Baron Cohen, I am sad to say that I still haven't had an opportunity to check out Public Enemies. Bad Choice Pop Culture Consultant Chad Brampion saw the Michael Mann flick on Sunday and tells me basically the same things I've read in reviews and heard from my cousin Matt. Essentially, Johnny Depp is phenomenal as expected, and while the film ultimately falls somewhere in the solid to strong range, Christian Bale's character is under-developed and therefore the overall film is diminished in some respects. In the end, I still have to see this for myself before it leaves the theaters to get my own feel for it.

Meanwhile, Bruno opens nationwide this week and is likely to do ridiculous numbers at the box office. I saw Borat live in theaters upon its original release and look forward to checking out Bruno at some point, although I must admit a tinge of apprehension at seeing this one in the theaters. Listen, I'm the same guy who went and saw Milk by himself on a random Wednesday afternoon, but there is just something uncomfortably homophobic about this one. While I'm sure the movie is utterly hysterical, I'm leaning towards waiting till it makes its DVD release so I can watch it in the comforts of my own home. Below are a few grades of recent DVD viewings you might or might not enjoy:

Frost/Nixon -> B+
Zach & Miri -> C-
JCVD -> C

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Shorty's Ultimate MJ Collection

Part I: Young Mike

Hump Day Hottie

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

From the ridiculous to the sublime...MJ's funeral!

I've had a considerable amount of free time on my hands since school ended in May. I've been reading, working, and running a little bit. Chris was wondering when I was going to post again on my recent visit to Connecticut; granted, I don't have an on-going feud with Jermaine Dupri, or care about Major League Baseball, so I didn't have a lot to say. I'm glad I passed on the Green Revolution in Iran, the recession, health care reform, and Governor Palin's resignation so I could live blog Michael Jackson's funeral.

I wanted to welcome back Trey Lorenz to the land of the living! Is Al B Sure backstage? Could Keith Sweat not afford a plane ticket to California? Where is Bubbles? Where is Macauley?

How in fact did Michael Jackson make Magic Johnson a better point guard? How old was Kobe Bryant when Thriller was released? I dislike Kobe that much more for being on television. I prefer the Kobe puppet.

Jermaine Jackson's career got shortchanged big time! Although, he was nominated for a Grammy; I bet you didn't know that. He sold a significant number of records, too.

Smokey Robinson is probably 100 years old, he looks pretty good.

A resolution to honor Michael Jackson in the House of Representatives? Considering all the charity work he did to battle poverty and HIV in Africa, it doesn't seem that far off the mark. Republican Peter King lashed out at the coverage of Jackson's death; his argument is that we don't pay enough attention to the people that make our country safer and stronger. He's 100% correct. However, what has Congressman King done to end the gridlock in Albany? Now that's a travesty of justice: NYC has to initiate a hiring freeze because these bozos are having a pissing contest.

Who is this Shaheen character? I dig him.

Corey Feldman in the house dressed as Michael Jackson; I thought they hated each other?

Still no Bubbles...

In summary...budget deficits are bad. Public option for health care is inevitable. Iranian revolution is good. I may not be able to be a lot of things, but I can certainly be the Minnesota Timberwolves GM.

See you in August...I'll be home on the 15th!

I think we all know who's bad? R.I.P. MJ; you were a talented musician. It's terrible that you have several children left behind that have to grow up without you. The speech by his daughter was very moving. I wish we heard from the family a little bit more.

Brandon, MJ's brother, died at birth many years ago.

Monday, July 06, 2009

Shorty's Book of the Month (July)

From the kid who brought you Fargo Rock City — the first book in history to garner the praise of Stephen King, David Byrne, Donna Gaines, Sebastian Bach, Jonathan Lethem, and Rivers Cuomo — comes Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs — the first book in history to examine breakfast cereal, reality television, tribute bands, Internet porn, serial killers, and the Dixie Chicks.

Countless writers and artists have spoken for a generation, but no one has done it quite like Chuck Klosterman — with an exhaustive knowledge of popular culture and a seemingly effortless ability to spin brilliant prose out of unlikely subject matter. Whether deconstructing Saved by the Bell episodes or the artistic legacy of Billy Joel, the symbolic importance of The Empire Strikes Back or the Celtics/Lakers rivalry of the 1980s, Chuck will make you think, he'll make you laugh, and he'll drive you insane — usually all at once.

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs is ostensibly about movies, sports, television, music, books, video games, and kittens...but, really, it's about us. All of us. As Klosterman realizes late at night, in the moment before he falls asleep, "In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever 'in and of itself.'""

Friday, July 03, 2009

Shorty's $$$ Picks of the Week...

"Shorty's $$$ Picks of the Week" is a weekly feature where I link to a few blog posts which I found interesting during the week. Every Friday we focus on sports, movies, television and whatever else is going on in the world. The weekly feature regularly showcases new music downloads and video clips. I hope you enjoy...

Fernando Vina is a joke - Jeff Pearlman

Fourth of July sports history lesson - NBC Sports


Thursday, July 02, 2009

There's UFC... and then there's everyone else!

As the sport of MMA continues to grow all over the world, UFC has been the leader in all aspects. The UFC is the major leagues compared to the rest of the MMA organizations. Many of the best MMA fighters are in the UFC with some others fighting in smaller less recognized organizations. Japan was moving towards the right direction with Pride but then sold out to... UFC. There are some other smaller organizations both here in the US and Japan that have some very good fighters. Because UFC is so accessible its easy to write about them and find out alot of stuff that fans may want to know. This is an introduction to some of these other premier fighters that are fighting elsewhere.

Everyone knows guys like Fedor and Urijah Faber (WEC is also owned by UFC but a separate entity) but some of these fighters are only known by big time fans. Some of these fighters you actually might see in the UFC.

Alistair Overeem- This Dutch Muay Thai/BJJ fighter has fought some of the toughest fighters in the Light Heavyweight division in Chuck Liddell, Shogun and Rogerio Nogueira and has a record of 23-7. He has recently moved up to heavyweight and throughout has shown great stand up and an even better ground game. He could be a contender for top Heavyweight very soon.

Jose Aldo- The WEC Featherweight is the most explosive and innovative fighter I have ever seen. He can punch, kick or pull an opponent to the ground and have a tap out in seconds. If you don't believe me watch anyone of his fights since joining WEC. He carries a 5-0 record in WEC and 15-1 overall.

Jake Shields- This American MMA fighter is moving up in the ranks and is a submission specialist with improving stand up game. He has beaten some very good fighters including latest 1st round submission of Robbie Lawler in a middleweight fight. He has expressed his interest in fighting the best fighters and in the UFC. Right now he is under contract with Strikeforce. Could be a nice matchup against either Anderson Silva or GSP in the future.

Gegard Mousasi- This Armenian fighter has a very similar style to Anderson Silva and their careers are closing in. Both fighters are moving up to the Light Heavyweight division and Mousasi is moving to America to fight in the same company as his training partner, Fedor Emilianko. He has beaten very solid fighters such as Denis Kang, Mark Hunt and "Jacare" Souza and carries a record of 25-2-1.
Although, there are the best fighters in the UFC these are just a few fighters who are worth watching.

Detroit Huskies

Of all the fantasy sports I play, Basketball de Imaginacion is the one that I just can't seem to get into. The weekly head to head format featuring some players taking part in multiple games while another player might only play once in a given week doesn't translate to an exciting fantasy sport for me. Therefore a few years ago when my season had gone down the toilet early I attempted to collect as many UConn players as I could. After seeing SportsCenter this morning, I can't help but wonder if Joe Dumars is employing that very same strategy to the Detroit Pistons. On Draft day the Pistons allegedly attempted to acquire Ray Allen via a trade, albeit, one that would have likely sent fellow Husky alum Richard Hamilton to Boston in exchange. With that potential trade going by the wayside, Dumars signed former 2004 National Championship teammates Ben Gordon and Charlie Villanueva last evening to play alongside Rip. Now, if the Pistons could find a way to send Tayshaun Prince and some expiring contracts to Washington, perhaps Caron Butler would be attainable. Rasheed Wallace to Charlotte for Emeka Okafor straight up? Marcus Williams is somwhere out there in the vast nowhere just waiting to be the point guard of this squad...

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Hump Day Hottie

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Flicks You May Have Missed by Chad Brampion

The new Transformers joint came a few days ago and promptly began lobotomizing every audience member who managed to sit through all 149 mind-rotting minutes of Michael Bay’s latest robot porn epic. I won’t go into too much detail, as plenty other reviewers—Roger Ebert in particular did a thoroughly good job of defecating all over this 200 million dollar fart—but suffice it to say that most people I know have related the experience to spinning in an office chair for two and a half hours while repeatedly smashing a Furby into the back of your head. Only Michael Bay could make the first Transformers look like Citizen effing Kane. Thanks, but I’ll pass on a repeat viewing.

There are, however surprising it may seem, some titles out there in the vast Netflix warehouse that don’t suck so fantastically. Thanks to a Comcast billing error and about a hundred hours of skipped classes, I had a wonderful opportunity to catch a few flicks that slipped through the theatrical cracks. So instead of lighting your hard-earned ten bucks on fire to watch the latest fighting robot nonsense, try to get your hands and eyes on one of these little-seen gems.

For those of you who want to get your Sam-Rockwell-in-space fix but can’t find a single theater showing “Moon,” allow me to introduce you to Shane Carruth. “Hard” science fiction fans may have found a way to see this magnificent first effort from Carruth, a tale about three twenty-something engineers who attempt to create some new sort of superconductor in their garage after work. The four friends, admittedly a handful of virginal nerds, accidently discover something much further from the mundane than a superconductor—they may well have made a time travel device out of stuff you could buy for sixty bucks at RadioShack. Carruth, a former mathematician and engineer in real life, imbues the film with an air of authenticity rarely seen in science fiction endeavors. As someone who tries to read Popular Mechanics during lengthy trips to the john, even I admit that most of the space/time babble went right over my head. But that is the filmmakers’ intention, I believe, because above all else, this plot felt completely and eerily plausible. Made on an absurdly small budget of just $7,000 dollars, this little miracle of a movie pitter-pattered its way through film festivals and into the DVD bargain bin, but it certainly is worth your time and imagination.

Director Neil Marshall (“The Descent”, “Doomsday”) clearly knows a thing or two about making horror movies. If you haven’t seen 2006’s “The Descent,” do yourself a favor and go rent it, it’s easily the best stone-cold horror movie to come out in years. Marshall always seems to get compared to John Carpenter, and the resemblance is uncanny. Using decidedly un-Michael Bay techniques, Marshall knows how to keep the camera still long enough to milk the shot for all its blood-dripping terror, he knows the difference between real suspense and cheap scares, and plot-wise the dude plays his cards close to the vest. His debut effort, 2002’s “Dog Soldiers,” lives up to all this hype I’ve spewed. Spinning a tale about a regiment of Scottish troops, lost in the moors and besieged by some hard-core werewolves, “Dog Soldiers” will remind some of Danny Boyle’s “28 Days Later” with its grim, almost cynical sense of dread. It’s a raw, stripped-down and genuinely spine-tingling werewolf flick that doesn’t pander down to squeamish audiences. Check it out if you’ve got the balls.

Danny Boyle finally got some respect from the biz with last year’s “Slumdog Millionaire,” and deservedly so. Boyle has long been one of my favorite directors, simply because the guy knows how to flat-out entertain. Skipping through genres like a speedfreak, Danny has made lovable characters out of heroin addicts, recreated the zombie movie, reignited the sun, and even got Leo DiCaprio and Tilda Swinton to get it on for the camera. “Millions” represents Boyle’s version of a children’s movie, and by George if it isn’t one of the best I’ve ever seen. A parable about two young brothers who stumble upon a sack filled with cash and have different plans about how to use it, “Millions”, in the hands of a less capable auteur, could have turned into a heap of melodramatic mush. Boyle, however, is a master of his craft, and delivers one of the freshest, most genuinely soulful kids movies I’ve ever seen.





"The Champ is Here!"

Monday, June 29, 2009

Michael Jackson Week

When the news came down late last Thursday about the greatest recording artist of my lifetime, I wasn't sure how to give a proper tribute on this blog. One Post? One Day? Is that really sufficient enough for Mike? I didn't think so. I'm hoping for a guest post from the Love Doctor at some point this week since, as many of you already know, he's the biggest MJ fan I have ever come in contact with. Other than that, you can expect various videos spanning the brilliant career of Michael Jackson. I'll try and keep the video portion somewhat fresh as I know Desmond has already been throwing up a bunch of video since Friday. And for those of you who aren't fans of the King of Pop, there will be other posts on sports, movies and music. However, the more pressing issue would seem to be how can you not be a fan of the music. I think we all have our questions about the recluse of a man he became over the last two decades, but no matter what, I find it impossible to knock his achievements as an artist and worldwide icon. I wanted to post the Jackson Five - Ed Sullivan Show performance for today, but YouTube has disabled embedding on that one, so I went with the one below from their Indiana special featuring a cameo from Bill Cosby. Although you can check out the Sullivan Show appearance on the link above. Now, on to today's video, I hope you enjoy. RIP MJ.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Shorty's $$$ Picks of the Week...

"Shorty's $$$ Picks of the Week" is a weekly feature where I link to a few blog posts which I found interesting during the week. Every Friday we focus on sports, movies, television and whatever else is going on in the world. The weekly feature regularly showcases new music downloads and video clips. I hope you enjoy...

Tiger Woods' niece makes LPGA debut - That Brown Girl

Map of Michael Jackson hip hop samples - Nah Right


Thursday, June 25, 2009

Random Thoughts Thursday

I didn't do a movies post this week and since I didn't include it on my Summer Must List yesterday, I should probably mention the Transformers sequel in this post. I'm not really sure what to think about Revenge of the Fallen. The previews haven't looked overwhelming to me and I hadn't even been planning on seeing it in the theaters. Then I talked to my brother and he was so anxious to see Shia reprising his role that I began to question my own lack of excitement. Yet still, over the last twelve hours I've read nothing but negative reviews including a brief but scathing review from Bad Choice correspondent Chad Brampion. With the Love Doctor home this afternoon, maybe I'll go check it out today and have a review for you next week. No promises though, now onto the bullet points...

*Now that I've attended games at both of the new ballparks in NYC, I have to admit that Citi Field has a much more fan frie
ndly atmosphere than the new Yankee Stadium. While I'm not nearly as down on the launching pad as my cousin Jonathan (he has season tickets but says he won't return for another game this year), I have to admit that it doesn't have the same aura and mystique as the House That Ruth Built. Whether the new Stadium grows to have it's own magic is yet to be seen, but the fact that the prices are so ridiculous and the best seats in the house remain predominantly empty are not good overall signs...

*The Cavaliers and Suns came to an agreement on the eve of the NBA Draft, officially bringing in Shaq to be the Jabbar to LeBron's Magic Johnson. As I mentioned last week, I would love to see these two team up against Kobe in next year's finals. Even a potential Cavs-Magic Eastern Conference Finals rematch has all the makings of a classic with Shaq vs Dwight Howard and the Master of Panic. As for tonight's Draft here is my mini-mock draft with accompanying player comparisions:

1. LA Clippers - Blake Griffin (Karl Malone)
2. Minnesota (via trade) - Ricky Rubio (Pete Maravich)
3. Oklahoma City - Hasheem Thabeet (Dikembe Mutumbo)
4. Sacramento - Johnny Flynn (Allen Iverson)
5. Memphis (via trade)- Jordan Hill (Chris Wilcox)
6. Minnesota - James Harden (Tim Thomas)
7. Golden State - Demar DeRozan (Josh Howard)
8. New York - Stephon Curry (Mike Bibby) *Wishful Thinking?*
9. Toronto - Tyreke Evans (Derrick Rose/Jamal Crawford)
10. Milwaukee - Brandon Jennings (Terrel Brandon)
11. New Jersey - Terrance Williams (Mickael Pietrus)
12.Charlotte - Gerald Henderson (Latrell Sprewell)
13. Indiana - Jrue Holiday (Jason Terry)
14. Phoenix - Jeff Teague (Doc Rivers)

*Did anyone else happen to catch that USA soccer upset of Spain yesterday? I watched the game in it's entirety and was admittedly on the edge of my seat for the duration. It's hard to believe that this is the same team that lost consecutive 3-1 and 3-0 efforts to Italy and Brazil. The American National team will play in the Confederate's Cup Final on Sunday against likely opponent Brazil who we've beaten only once...ever...

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Shorty's Summer Must List

The following is a list of events, adventures and general places to keep you occupied for over the Summer...

*Catch up on AMC's blockbuster Television shows:
Breaking Bad
- Get started on the best show on cable since HBO's dynamic duo of The Sopranos & The Wire went off the air. Or get yourself acquainted with Mad Men's first two seasons before the third seas
on premiere in August...

*Sick of cooking burgers and hot dogs on the grill? Head out to Iron Chef for the best Sushi in the Meriden-Wallingford area or hit up the Hibachi Grill. Or if raw fish is simply not your thing, check out Tai Gardens in Middletown for some Drunken Noodles or Pad Tai...

*Heading to the beach and need some reading material for your Kindle? Richard Price's Lush Life is a crime drama that examines the gritty side of New York City. Charles Bock gives Las Vegas the same treatment in his debut novel Beautiful Children. The non-fiction crowd might enjoy anything from
Chuck Klosterman or David Sedaris, two authors who have my full endorsement. Not that anyone cares about that. Finally, if you're into the Vampire thing, you might wanna check out movie director Guillermo Del Toro's debut novel, The Strain...

*Want some suggestions on what to listen to on the ride to the beach? How about the Fleet Foxes or Phoenix for the hipster cro
wd? Or if your in the mood for a harder rock-n-roll, the Kings of Leon seem to be on everyone's iPod these days. As for all the hip-hop heads still out there, if you haven't jumped on the Drake bandwagon yet, there's probably not much room left. That said, Joe Budden and his hard core supergroup Slaughterhouse are readily available for all listeners despite the fact that an album release date still eludes us. I mentioned the Lupe Fiasco leak earlier this week...that track is a must have. Finally, get familiar with my lil brother's favorite artist, Ryan Leslie...

Summer Schedule

June 26-28: The injury depleted NY Mets return the favor and host the struggling cross town Yankees in the final weekend of interleague baseball this season.

July 1: Jonny Depp and Christian Bale star in the John Dillinger film Public Enemies. Michael Mann directs the two and a half hour film.

July 10: Jay-Hova heads to Mohegan Sun with Ciara as a headliner for a stop on his mini-tour in anticipation for the upcoming Blueprint III album.

July 10:
Can Sacha Baron Cohen
make it two in a row with Bruno? If his fictional gay Austrailian fashion guru does anywhere near the numbers that Borat did, then an Ali G become inevitable.

July 11: UFC 100 boasts what may very well be the greatest card in the history of Mixed Martial Arts. Headlined by the Heavyweight rematch between Frank Mir and Brock Lesnar, the card also features Georges St. Pierre defending his title against the dangerous Thiago Alves in an attempt to tear away pound for pound honors away from Anderson Silva and T.U.F. coaches Michael Bisping and Dan Henderson capping off the US-UK festivities.

August 6-9: Hopefully the Bronx Bombers will still be in contention when the Red Sox enter Yankee Stadium having already won eight straight against the Yankees for a four game set.

August 7: Can G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra prove that Transformers is not the only 80's cartoon franchise that can make it big in terms of summer movie madness? I'm very interested in seeing how Destro and Cobra Commander look.

Hump Day Hottie

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Clipse & Kanye - 'Big Deal' Video

Monday, June 22, 2009

This Week in Music...

Wow! What a week for hip-hop music. Last week featured the release of two very solid mixtapes. The first was from newcomer J. Cole on Tuesday. Jermaine Cole is Jay Z's latest understudy having signed to the Roc Nation earlier this year. If Drake is hip-hop personified at the moment, J. Cole may be next. Although don't expect alot of singing or auto-tune on The Warm Up. This kid is simply a rapper and that can actually be quite refreshing. Speaking of rappers, the kid, 50 Cent gets back on his grind with his latest, War Angel. The eleven song LP is solid with a couple of bangers and one or two throw aways as would be expected. Look for a few of the better singles from both mixtapes below.

This week also saw Mariah Carey releasing an Eminem diss record, Obsessed. Mimi has been mum about whether or not the lyrics are specifically aimed at any one person, but it's difficult not to immediately think Mr. Mathers is on the other end of this one after all of the things he said on his latest album. Finally, I won't even bother trying to post a download of the best song I've heard this week. The latest Lupe Fiasco-Matthew Santos creation Shining Down is being immediately torn down off of any blog it appears on, so you'll have to settle for the non-downloadable You-Tube version. Shining Down has my vote for song that will quickly evolve into 'THE' track of the summer. If the rest of Lupe's upcoming Lazers album leaves up to this track, we could be in for a classic. As promised, here are a few tracks from the aforementioned mixtapes by J. Cole & 50 Cent. Hope you enjoy!



Friday, June 19, 2009

Pepsi Porch: Here I Come

Shorty's $$$ Picks of the Week...

"Shorty's $$$ Picks of the Week" is a weekly feature where I link to a few blog posts which I found interesting during the week. Every Friday we focus on sports, movies, television and whatever else is going on in the world. The weekly feature regularly showcases new music downloads and video clips. I hope you enjoy...

Full card for Saturday's Ultimate Finale - MMA Junkie

Lupe Fiasco is not pleased that 'Shining Down' has leaked - SOHH


Thursday, June 18, 2009

Uniform Watch/ College World Series

It seems like every week I have new uniforms for the Washington Nationals. Our nation's capital serves as home to the worst team in all of Major League Baseball, although perhaps the front office is hoping to mask their terrible play by putting out the best dressed product in the senior circuit. The blue jerseys with American flag logo were just the latest in a long line of impressive outfits worn by the Nationals this season. Meanwhile, in St. Louis the Cardinals rocked some 1980's throwbacks last week against the Indians. The Ozzie Smith-esque jerseys seen on Albery Pujols in the above photo are of the pullover variety and include no pesky buttons. When I saw these uniforms in play last week all I could think of was the late Jack Buck screaming "Go crazy folks, go crazy!"

Not sure how many of you witnessed it last night, but Arkansas and Virginia played an absolute classic 12 inning elimination game in Omaha. The Razorbacks were down to their final strike in the top of the ninth inning but rallied and tied the game on a dramatic two run bomb off the bat of Brett Eibner. Both schools battled over the next three innings, but it was Arkansas pitcher Dallas Keuchel who pitched into and out of trouble en route to the season saving victory. Today's big game between Arizona State and North Carolina features two of the snazziest uniforms in all of college sports. The Sun Devils knocked off the Tar Heels earlier this week in the series opener for both clubs. In that game Josh Spence and Alex White dueled to a draw and it was the Tar Heel bullpen that let the game get away. The Carolina bats have come alive since then and they will send Mystic, Connecticut's own 98 mile per hour hurler Matt Harvey to the mound for the rematch. The Sun Devils are likely to counter with right hander Seth Blair as their ace Mike Leake was unable to hold a six run lead against Texas and will be unavailable for this match-up. If you haven't caught any of the CWS action yet, tonight's game is the perfect opportunity to get started.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Hump Day Hottie

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Jermaine Dupri Speaks on DJ Bri G

Shorty's Book of the Month (June)

"Malcolm Gladwell already has two huge hits in The Tipping Point and Blink. Both books were distillations of academic research that explained us to ourselves via clever anecdotes and accessible language. Outliers employs the same formula and is another "Aha!" book that's hard to put down. But it's more ambitious than Gladwell's previous outings. The Tipping Point and Blink reinforced what we already sort of believed. Outliers challenges common assumptions about high achievers as it builds a case for nurture over nature, attitude over aptitude.

This time out, Gladwell offers some policy prescriptions, suggesting that a lot more children would excel if the educational system were restructured to overcome cultural differences and the luck of the draw. Lengthen the academic year in the U.S., for example, and American children might better measure up to their high-achieving Asian counterparts, who attend school 80 more days a year.


Such notions can seem simplistic. But even if one can't help wondering what contradictory evidence Gladwell may have left out,
Outliers is thought-provoking. His insistence that cultural heritage, timing, persistence, and an eye for the main chance are the determinants of success is sure to have readers considering their own destinies."

Monday, June 15, 2009

Weekend Wrap Up

So where do we go from here? The NHL season culminated Friday night with a classic game seven upset in Hockey Town USA as the Penguins knocked off the Red Wings. Then last night The Lakers wrapped up their demolition of the Orlando Magic. While the Stanley Cup series was infinitely more exciting than the NBA counterpart, it is always nice to see any sports' top talent on display in their ultimate series. Sidney Crosby has his first ring while Kobe the Killer (see new mixtape located on the top left corner of this page) captured his fourth overall and first minus Shaq. Although I don't think it's the best move in the long run, how sweet would it be to see the Cavaliers acquire Shaq and set up a highly probable Kobe-LeBron-Shaq NBA Finals next season? That series would do record numbers ratings wise...

Back to my original question. What now? Well, this week sports fans can adjust focus on the *TING* College Baseball World Series as several of MLB's future stars utilize the aluminum in an effort to reach the Championship next weekend in Omaha. North Carolina, who boasts two first round picks in last week's draft, are already facing elimination having wasted a nine inning gem
from future Cleveland Indian hurler Alex White and dropped their first game to Arizona State. The Sun Devils were anchored by Josh Spence, a third round pick by the Anaheim Angels, and subsequently left themselves in great position to advance having saved their ace and Cincinnati Reds draft pick Michael Leake for their next opponent. Perennial favorite Cal State Fullerton also faces elimination today at 2PM having been stunned by an upstart Arkansas team that has resurrected their season after a late season swan dive. For daily updates on all the action check out my boy Deez' blog...

Last but not least, if you have some free time on your hands this summer and are looking for some good television do yourself a favor and find a way to get your hands on the first two seasons of Breaking Bad. I still have three more episodes left of the most recent season and I can't begin to give this AMC series enough credit. While all the praise seems to fall on the channel's other major series Mad Men, this Vince Gilligan created drama about a high school chemistry teacher with terminal cancer who starts secretly selling Meth as a means of securing his family's financial future might be the best original series on cable television. Bryan Cranston is phenomenal in the starring role and there have only been twenty total episodes thus far so it shouldn't take too long to catch up...

Chronicles of DJ Bri G

So for those of you who aren't already familar, one of my best friends is a DJ in NYC by the name of Brian Gaffey (government names make things official), but the world wide web better knows him as DJ Bri G. To make a long story short, my friends and I back here in Meriden, CT always get a kick out of the ridiculous name dropping that Brian has been known to do on occasion. That said, I totally respect that my boy who always talked about wanting to be a DJ when we were in high school, took his dreams to the next level and made it happen. So last week when Bri posted his hysterical text conversation with Jermaine Dupri, I got a quick chuckle and then went about my business. But then I learned that the Kris Kross creator had also linked the convo on his blog and I felt compelled to check out the comments section and subsequent Brian Gaffey hate. I was suprised to read several comments supporting Bri G's handling of an awkward situation and backing up his opinions with well thought explanations. However, there was of course the ignorant f*ckery one might expect when dealing with 'big time talents' such as Charm the Producer:

"
What????????? I was pissed from the beginning…….. F*CK Brian Gaffey!!!!!!!!!! I am so Through with weanie ass crab in a barrell n*ggas….. I might need to make a NY trip……. Please pluck Brian TAFFY out of this sh*t. I never really care for that dude, personally. His ear aint that sharp. But he keeps his DL and Metro crowd happy. JD you are a better sport than me, I would put hands on dude. You dont need to explain urself to this weanie. The tone of what he composed was disrespectful in my eyes. Even if he was catching his self, he was so off the deep in. I wish he was in Cali! LOL….. Do you JD! I know u heard it all from these so called Industry katz, and you are still here; Where the hell are they?…………. Crickets huh?………… They at home, sleep……….. LOL………… Much respect to you and all you do."

And this my friends, is the type of ignorant ass sh*t that has the hip hop industry dying a slow and painful death. Best of luck Charm! I'm sure you have quite the promising career ahead of you. Producer of what exactly? Unlistenable crap? You are str8 basura bro. Anyway, major props to Bri for telling it how it is and sticking to his guns on this one. Proud of you and all your accomplishments over the past few years. Now go get yourself a legit haircut and a new stylist. P.S. That 'Brian Taffey' line was priceless...

Sincerely,
LASA aka your favorite white rapper's favorite white rapper

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Eminem & Big Tigg (Like Old Times)

Friday, June 12, 2009

Shorty's $$$ Picks of the Week

"Shorty's $$$ Picks of the Week" is a weekly feature where I link to a few blog posts which I found interesting during the week. Every Friday we focus on sports, movies, television and whatever else is going on in the world. The weekly feature regularly showcases new music downloads and video clips. I hope you enjoy...

Greatest Game Seven's in Stanley Cup history - Fanhouse

Arnold makes CGI cameo in Terminator Salvation - I Watch Stuff


Thursday, June 11, 2009

This Week in Movies...

Two films of general interest hit theaters this weekend with Denzel Washington and John Travolta's train hijack thriller, The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 getting a national release. This film is sure to do well at the box office as it has plenty of star power and follows the general remake code. In all honesty, I'll probably wait for DVD release for this one as this Roger Ebert quote is all I really needed to see; "There’s not much wrong with Tony Scott’s “The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3,” except that there’s not much really right about it." The film I'm more intrigued about seeing opens in far fewer theaters and with far less fanfare. Moon stars Sam Rockwell as a lunar employee named Sam Bell on a three year assignment in which his only companion is a robot voiced by Kevin Spacey. Scary, huh? With only two weeks left before his return to Earth, Sam becomes delusional and the science fiction aspects of the film appear to truly take shape. Unfortunately for me, it doesn't look as though the Sundance Film Festival breakthrough will be getting a release around these parts, so it also might have to wait until DVD release. Before I call it a day, Kristi & I checked out The Hangover on Tuesday in a completely packed Wallingford, CT theater. It was easily one of the funniest films I've seen in years and now my only question would be exactly where it ranks on my top ten...

Top 10 Comedies of All-Time
1. Old School
2. Dumb & Dumber
3. Anchorman
4. Superbad
5. Happy Gilmore/Billy Madison
6. Wedding Crashers
7. Animal House
8. Borat
9. Something About Mary
10. Zoolander

The Hangover -> A-
Defiance -> B
Revolutionary Road -> B-